Bio

Kyle Ruse

Bio: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving tattoo shop owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse piercers of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, art lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first tattoo. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically tattooed my backside . There really is nothing like a tattooed gluteus maximus ... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Studio: Atomic Tattoos Tyrone Square Mall Tattoo Studio St. Petersburg, FL

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