Tampa Bay Tattoo Artists

Mikey Wells

Mikey Wells

Mikey Wells is descended from an ancient alien race known as the Cunilungians that originally populated UrAnus before the time of man on Earth. Having "bored" himself to death of the UrAnal opportunities on his home planet of UrAnus, Mikey hitched a ride on an Interstellar transport ship called the ISAHO-Chicken Ranch that was bound for Earth. The infamous ISAHO-Chicken Ranch was piloted by the formidable Ms. Captain Clamlapper and her Crew of Crustie Creampies. Unfortunately, Mikey's welcome was shortened by Ms. Captain Clamlapper of the ISAHO due to unexplainable crew exhaustion rendering them unable to walk in a straight line and without bowed legs and an unexplainable shortage of raspberry jelly.

Captain Clamlapper caught Mikey Wells throbbing red handed fist deep in raspberry jelly and guilty of the highest and most unspeakable crime known on the ISAHO-Chicken Ranch! So, unspeakable, well we can't tell you what it was! Without further adieu, having had a long dispute with Earth women herself, Ms. Captain Clamlapper dumped Mikey Wells on Earth to render and punch pretty little holes and body jewelry into the hides of Earthlings!

So, go see Mikey Wells, oh yeah and don't forget to bring him a small jar of raspberry jelly for a tip!

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